"Met this girl my senior year of college at Boise when she was a freshman. The first night we fucked her mind was blown away, and I was only able to fit half my dick in. She wasn't a virgin or anything, she'd just never had a big dick. We never dated but we'd hook up every other wknd, even when she got a bf. She'd feed him some bs about a girls' night or going home for the weekend and come over to my place off campus and get the living shit fucked out of her. After graduating I moved about an hour away and thought that'd be it, but we kept in touch and she still makes the drive out here every two weeks. She's a junior now, and she's had a few bfs but still always comes to see me and my big dick on weekends." Three years with a donkey dick like that every 2 weeks? That's twice a month, 24 times a year, and 72 total times of getting impaled by a cock I can only assume belongs to Thanos. Her vagina must be looser than a clown's pants at a circus parade.